Saint Patrick's Day

Since I have an Irish son in law, I'll be sure to wear the green today. 

And a few corny Irish jokes. 

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because they're always a little short. 

Why don't you iron 4-Leaf clovers? Because you don’t want to press your luck. 

I went out drinking on St Patricks Day, so I took a bus home...That may not be a big deal to you, but I've never driven a bus before. 

An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut. The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest's breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car. He says, "Sir, have you been drinking?" "Just water," says the priest. The trooper says, "Then why do I smell wine?" The priest looks at the bottle and says, "Good Lord! He's done it again!"